Chapter 6. Samderella.
-Bedtime Salty…
-Mommy, I want a story!!
-Sure sweetie. Come here, I will tell you a story about Dad…
“Once upon a time, in a far away land, a small boy. He was working very hard every day of the week, fixing broken things in the weekend and doing all the chores. His name was…”
-Cinderella, Mommy?
-Pretty close. Listen.
“…his name was Samderella. One day, the Prince said he would buy a new house. He travel the whole kingdom and choose the prettiest of them all. Samderella was very excited by this idea! After all, he wanted the money of that house to buy a new boat. From that moment, Samderella worked very very hard to get ready for the Prince to visit the house. In fact, Samderella had to plaster the staircase that got broken a few weeks before. Once it was done, he also painted again the staircase. Finally, the last touch was missing. All these years, the last step of stairs was missing and that is the day he decided to finish it. Everything was now ready and perfect for the Prince to look at the house.
But the evil step plank was…”
-Step-plank Mommy?
-Yes. It’s like an evil stepsister but it’s a big, massive plank of wood.
-It’s not kind?
-No. You’ll see why! Listen…
“The evil step plank was watching all that house coming along nicely and didn’t want to be sold to a new owner and leave the house. It decided to break the stairs. It through itself from the top of the stair where Samderella has left him and BAM BOOM BADABOOOOOMMMM! It broke everything. There were now holes in the walls, the steps were completely broken and there were scratches everywhere. Poor Samderella! There was no way he could invite the Prince now. Samderella burst into…
-Tears Mommy?
-Actually, more into swearing. It means that he said big big big bad words.
-Ohhhhhhhhhh…. Like ‘Stinky Elephant’ Mommy? That’s biiiiiiiiiig!
-…No… He was very discouraged, and not happy. Listen now…
“At that moment, the two Fairies Godmother and Godfather, his parents, appeared. They…”
-But there is just ONE fairy in the story. Right Mommy?
-Shhhh!
“Poor Samderella! We will help you so you can show your house to the Prince!” they said.
♩♬ ♪ Bibbidi bobbidi boo! Some sparkles appeared and what was not Samderella surprise to see that all the laundry has now been magically folded. ♩♬ ♪ Bibbidi bobbidi boo! The little Salty and Matey were turned into helpers. Bibbidi bobbidi boo! All the windows of the house were now sparkling and clean and the main bathroom repainted.♩♬ ♪ It was magical!
-That is amazing Fairies Godmother and Godfather, but…I think you forget…
-OH!!! The stairs! ♩♬ ♪ Bibbidi…bobbidi…boo! ♩♬ ♪
And the stairs were all fixed. The walls were plastered (again!) and a fresh paint coat has been applied. The steps were removed and changed for new one. Everything was now perfect. Samderella thought it was a dream come true.
-And now go my child! said the two Fairies. ”The Prince is awaiting for you.”
And from that day, Samderella put the house for sale and was happy waiting to get an offer. The END!”
-But Mommy, what about the slippers?
-Ah. Eeeh….Well, don’t worry about that. Anyway, it’s more socks that your Dad always forget in the stairs.
-Just one socks?
-No the pair.
-They are too small?
-It’s bedtime now Salty.
-Mommy I wanna say something. I think the Prince will come and find Dad’ socks and Daddy will have the other one and they will marry.
-…
-That’s it Mommy? We do that?
-… eee…. Pfff…. yeah honey. Let’s do that…Sweet dreams.
♩♬ ♪ Some day my prince will come…♩♬ ♪
*To be fair, Salty did not say that, but the fairy tale is true. And those who knows Salty knows that it could have been a true conversation as well.
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